First Icicle Fall

[baka_jyanai]

-Hey, you know that upcoming winter? Boy, doesn't it feel like it's coming early? And the lake sure has gotten misty all of the sudden.

Like, no, seriously, it's friggin' COLD near the lake, and the cold just creeps into the village in the form of cool breezes. Some might find this refreshing. Others might find it annoying. But really, the weather is doing some funky cool stuff.

Care to investigate the lake? y/n?-

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[all7seas]

WHOA! [Sparrow jumps back! Drops the hammer! Is wet, blast it, and colder than ever!]

RIGHT! That's enough, Lake! [He picks up the hammer and hurls it rather accurately at the chunk of ice. He can always steal another one from Winry later.]

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

-And from the thick fog... a sound is heard.-

OW! WHO'S THROWIN' STUFF!

[all7seas]

I'M THROWIN' STUFF! ME! SPARROW! BLOODY FREEZING LAKE!

[Of course, all this shouting is delivered through chattering teeth, so it's anyone's guess how much of it she'll understand.]

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

-Oh then surely he won't mind a tiny fairy flying out and attempting to tackle him, then.-

[all7seas]

[Tackle indeed! Sparrow falls over mostly from surprise. There's a lot of nautical-themed swearing as he does so.]

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

Whoa... you sure know a lot of words, mister.

-She seems to have forgotten why she's angry. Or why a fist is reared back in order to punch him.-

[all7seas]

[This next said--again--through chattering teeth. The pirate's so numb at this point that a punch wouldn't make much difference.]

Why..lake...so....cold....tiny.....poppet?

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

I'm not a poppet. I'm a fairy.

The lake's cold because it's winter.

-what-

1/2

[all7seas]

[What?]

2/2

[all7seas]

What?

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

What?

[all7seas]

Not winter--autumn. [Jack sits up, wrapping his arms tight around his body, digging his frozen fingers beneath his arms to try to revive them.]

Bloody flocking fall, pixie! Not winter!

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

Fall sucks. It needs to get out.

[all7seas]

I were rather enjoying the autumn, tiny person...

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

That's too bad. And I have a name, yanno!

[all7seas]

"Maddening Tiny Ice Wench"?

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

-A punch.-

I'M CIRNO! STRONGEST IN ALL GENSOKYO!

[all7seas]

OUCH! [The pirate rubs his nose, very irritated with her now.]

Well you're not a well-mannered pixie at all, are you!

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT THREW THAT THING AT ME, IDIOT!

[all7seas]

[Still holding his nose.] Well that's nice! Freezing the living marrow of a chap, and the gall to protest when he throws a hammer! Bloody cheek!

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

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WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?!

[all7seas]

Unseasonable cold puts me in the mindset of pixie-swatting! [And Jack will now hunt around for something appropriate for the swatting of pixies. Like a tree branch.]

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

Hey! Cut that out! -Cirno dodges and floats about.-

Stop it or I'll freeze you too!

[all7seas]

Oh. [He does stop, at this.] Don't figure I actually want to be frozen, love. Not used to it.

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

Geeze... How rude!